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Halloween in a hospital can be
confusing. Real or costume?

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Dagger's fake.

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Aaron's real.

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Rafi, do we have to have this talk every
Halloween?

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You can't wear that in here.

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That woman's allowed to walk around as a
sexy nurse?

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Donna is just a regular nurse who hit
the genetic lottery.

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Go change, man.

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Damn.

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I hate Halloween.

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There's a grown-ass man back there in a
XXL Mario costume, probably wondering

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why his wife won't look him in the eyes
when they're having sex anymore.

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Babe, I love Halloween.

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Did you see the Mario guy?

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I'm going as that next year.

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I hope they have a XXL.

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I'm so sorry. I'm sure your guy's sex is
cool and normal. I used to have cool,

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normal sex. What?

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I'm sorry. I'm still depressed about
Charlie. Our couple's costume was gonna

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be Wayne and Garth, and those plans went
schwing right out the window.

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Buddy, today is the perfect day to be
single. Look around.

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There's a buffet of booty up in here.

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Turk. Sorry.

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Actually, Turk is right. All you need is
a mindless crush to help you get over

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Charlie. How dare you two dismiss my
pain as something that can be overcome

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by some cheap and lust-filled schwing.

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We're back, baby.

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Yeah? He's back, baby. Just me. I'm the
only one back. Baby. Yo, you need to

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watch yourself. You need to not put me
in them type of situations. I got your

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back, but just keep it together.

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I'm keeping it together. Hold it
together. Everyone, come outside.

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I have a surprise for you. Ooh.

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Ice cream!

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Yeah! Thank you, Elliot. I needed this.
I've been so sad lately. Oh, me too. I

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hope they got that cute little squirrel
with the gumball nose.

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Ice cream!

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Ice cream!

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Ice cream!

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Ice cream! Yes, ice cream. You scream.
We all scream for a fair and

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equitable... approach to women's health
care oh come on you guys it's gonna be

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my new mobile health care clinic Jerry
could you turn off the music guys I got

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my first grant no ice cream I'm out
false alarm there's no ice cream

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obviously I still have a lot of money to
raise could you help me figure out some

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good resources it's just when you've
been promised ice cream it's kind of

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hard to pivot to anything else mmm ice
cream Look, grants are great, but you

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need to get the hospital behind you. Get
some doctors to volunteer their time for

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the clinic, all right? And then we can
go pitch it all to the board.

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Wait, do you smell something?

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Your truck's on fire.

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Oh, my God, Jerry!

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Do something!

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My clinic's on fire!

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Dirk was right.

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His nose is a gumball.

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I can't do this all on my own No, I know
I'm no Superman

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No Superman.

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I told you, I don't wait.

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Rick Fabian, Fabian Aeronautics. Perhaps
you've been in one of our private

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planes. Sir, I rollerbladed to work
today.

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Perhaps you're more familiar with our
bombs.

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Girl, the only bombs I care about are
bath bombs. You're going to need to wait

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just like the other patients.

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What's his deal?

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Just some entitled jackass waiting for
his private concierge doctor.

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Oh, I remember my concierge days,
trading out my principles and my

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expertise.

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All to make a quick buck so I could
afford that post-divorce, green metallic

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1967 Corvette Stingray, which doesn't
actually attract any women, but you do

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meet some cool guys that want to take a
picture with it. Baby, we need to switch

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cars, because my Chrysler Pacifica
brings all the soccer moms to the aisle.

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Oh, girl, the hatchback. Hey!

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Sorry I'm late, Rick. I had to kick
somebody out of a VIP suite.

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Actually, there was another empty one,
but I know how much you like to displace

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people, you rascal.

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You're back?

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Treating patients?

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I knew you couldn't resist being part of
the best doctor duo to ever walk the

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earth. Better known. Don't you dare say
the name or I'll kick you in your doctor

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duo.

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Big Cox and Lil D.

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You love it. You love it. Big Cox and
Lil D. God.

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I am not back. I felt a little better,
so I took on just one patient because I

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am bored. It turns out that retirement
is not what I thought it was going to

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be. I'm surprised you're taking this on.
I mean, concierge patients are

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notoriously high maintenance.

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I had one that made me break in on her
heels.

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On the plus side, I can do two flights
in stilettos without breaking a sweat.

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For the money this guy's paying me, I
would gladly throw on a pair of

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stilettos and a smile.

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No offense, but can you smile?

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Well, it takes me a second to rev up,
but I think I can get there.

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Hey, Dr. Cox, I hear... Whoa!

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What the hell is happening to his face?
That's his smile, Turk.

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Take it in. It's like Halley's Comet.
Next time it happens, we'll both be

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dead.

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Oh, sweet Jesus, what was that?

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That's his smile.

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Oh, this holiday.

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I just pulled so many red vines out of
the wrong side of a 40-year-old Pikachu.

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Well, we were just talking about the
Halloween mixer. So dumb.

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Really? I love Halloween. Me too, it's
the best. It's like my favorite holiday.

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I meant dumb like dope, like how they
say in the Bay Area.

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You guys know this?

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Go dummy with it. You know, go dummy
with it.

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Go dummy with it. Go dummy with it. Go
dummy with it. Go dummy with it. Go

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dummy with it. Go dummy with it. I'm
helping you. Thank you. Go dummy with

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it. Go dummy with it. Go dummy with it.
We're raising the roof for my new mobile

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clinic. Go dummy with it. Go dummy with
it.

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Look, I just need you at the conference
room at 3, because I'm butts in the

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seats and hands in the air like you do
care.

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Wouldn't the physical change be driven
by the redistribution?

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Hey, if you guys could come to my
presentation, I could really use the

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support, as could the women in our
community who do not have access to

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health care. Sorry, Elliot, we're right
in the middle of a groundbreaking

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medical debate.

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I'm so sorry, I'll just leave some of
these right here.

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Let me get this straight.

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If I'm sitting in the hot tub and it's
filled to the top and I get aroused, the

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water will not be displaced at all?

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That is my hypothesis, yes.

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Absolutely not, even though the overall
mass stays constant.

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The volume changes. I was thinking about
Turk's advice

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to distract myself with a mindless
crush, but it wasn't going as smooth as

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I hoped.

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Check out the body-ody-ody on that one.

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Tim, no playing in the hallway. Keep it
in your room. Man, there's no babes in

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there. That's not my problem. And please
turn around your gown. I can see all

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your goodies.

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Hey, you seem lost. Can I help you find
something?

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Oh, I was just looking for the
cafeteria.

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Is the food good? Oh, yeah, it's
actually not so bad. And after five, the

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pastries are free.

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Just like me.

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Oh, yeah?

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Oh, yeah.

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We used to throw them out, but then it
became a huge problem at the dumpster

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with all the raccoons. Oh, my God. Her
oh, yeah was about you being free, not

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the pastries. Circle back. Well, enough
about the raccoons. They're dead, so I

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made sure of it. But we're alive, you
and I, and we should grab a glass of

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wine.

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Oh, this is really awkward. I feel like
we should just kind of forget what just

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happened. I agree.

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We're on the same page about something.

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Does the door close? Yes, the door
closes right next to door open.

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Was it the raccoons?

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Because I do love animals.

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I have a dog. It's dead.

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But I still live with it.

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Just had to brag about the raccoons,
didn't you? And I can't even take credit

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because the coyotes killed them. I
remember.

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Man, I fumbled that. You saw it? I seen
it. It was nasty.

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I know you're disappointed that you
won't be discharged tonight.

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But the doctor really needs to keep an
eye on that heart murmur anyway.

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Trick-or-treating is so overrated. Hey,
babe. T-minus eight hours till it's

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trick-or-treat time.

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I made a whole schematic at a
neighborhood for Nora and I. All the

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best houses to hit upper market. Kirk,
not everyone can go out tonight.

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Oh, hello, small child.

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My grandma's bald, too, but she wears a
wig.

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Damn. King, size, unmanned, bold. These
ones just say gay.

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Everybody knows gay guys give out the
best candy.

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I got all their houses marked. Do you
think it's a good idea to have a map

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where every gay man's house is marked?

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Yep, I hear it now.

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I'll tell you what, Ricky. I'm going to
go ahead and run some tests, make sure

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that your kidney transplant is
acclimating with your body. What I need

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you to do is to stay right on schedule
with your meds. Can you do that for me?

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Sure. Oh, and I need you to do something
for me. My wife is so stressed about my

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illness that she's gained 10 pounds. She
breathes into the phone like a pug after

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a long walk. I cannot stand talking to
her. So you call her back.

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I'll get right on that.

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I am going to kill that man before any
illness does.

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I need your help.

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How did you ever do this?

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What, be a concierge doctor? No.

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Be someone's little bitch. What do you
do with your soul? Tuck it into the

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drawer next to your testicles? Wow.
Okay, I am going to choose to hear the

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compliment within that insult.

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That. How do you do that?

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Do you mean my excellent bedside manner?
Well, I could tell you. Or...

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Though a kiss upon the ass will make a
happy VIP.

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To suck it up and pucker up is no one's
cup of tea.

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So just take it and you'll make it as a
concierge MD.

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That's my pitch.

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Be the bitch of the rich.

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Thank you, lady.

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Rowdy? No.

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This is my song.

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The winter air hits different when
you're in a dress.

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Look, all these VIP patients want is to
feel like they're being treated better

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than anybody else. So tell them the
chief of medicine is on it, and I'll get

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his workup done as quickly as possible.

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Thank you.

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You probably can't tell, but I'm
actually pretty nervous.

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Oh, no, you totally can tell.

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Damn it, Tosh!

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What? No one showed up. I did. I will
always support you and your mobile

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clinics, girl. Even though I don't like
bands.

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They remind me of all the times I've
been kidnapped.

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It's always a man, you know?

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Unbelievable. No one cares about women's
health. No one does care about women's

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health. Ally, go off, queen. See, that's
what we need. More women supporting

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women.

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Oh, maybe I spoke too soon. Is this
where the hot tub erection debate is

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taking place?

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Oh, no, that got too big, so it moved to
the Radisson across the street. Let's

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go, fellas.

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Hurry up. There's about to be a
demonstration.

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Hey, you're not going to like this, but
your patient's blood work shows he's not

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taking his anti-rejection meds at all.

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He could lose that kidney.

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Son of a bitch, he lied to me. I know
you're furious, but you can be gentle

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while still being in charge, which is my
medical philosophy.

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And actually also my lovemaking style.

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For the love of God.

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I thought you knew that.

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Check out the gum.

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Where's Nora? She should be here by now.
Before you or the hair get too attached,

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I have something to tell you. Okay.

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Nora calls. She doesn't want to go
trick-or-treating.

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Why?

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I'm sorry. She just wants to watch scary
movies with her friends. She didn't want

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to make you sad.

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Why would I be sad?

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Hey, I didn't realize... I said earlier,
but you're Dr. Dorian, aren't you? Yes,

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I am Dr. Dorian, chief of medicine. I
run this place. How can I help you? Wow,

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well, I'm Cassie Simmons. I'm the new
hospital administrator, so I guess that

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makes me the boss of the guy who runs
this place.

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You seem really cool.

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When people realize I'm their boss,
especially after they hit on me, they

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kind of usually make this crazy panic
face.

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Yeah, like that one.

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This? No, no, no, no. I'm not panicking.

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Will you excuse me for a quick sec?

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I am so sorry. I didn't realize who you
were. Most of the hospital

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administrators I ever met are old men
who are just focused on profitability

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and efficiency.

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Hey, it's 2026.

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Women can get off on anything old men
can.

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Except baby voice.

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That's just weird.

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God, that was hot.

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I'm just going to lay my cards out on
the table. Let me see them. The board

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hired me for a reason, to trim the fat.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We,

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uh, I know you're new here, but we don't
body shame at Sacred Heart. I know you

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may not believe this, but we both want
the same thing. For this hospital to

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help as many people as possible, the
only question is, are you going to be

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comfortable letting me take the lead on
that? Listen, I will always put my

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patients first, but I am quite
comfortable with you being on top of me.

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I mean, professionally, on top.

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Love me, you know? And don't be afraid
to ride me. I mean, you know, like, ride

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me. I'm not talking, you know, riding.

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I just want to be clear that I do not
mix my professional life with my private

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life. Oh, have you met my ex-wife?

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Hi. Cassie Simmons, hospital
administrator.

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Elliot here is one of the greatest minds
in this place.

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You're a woman. See?

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Nothing gets by her.

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Four daughters.

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All grown.

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Last year was my final trick-or-treat,
and I didn't even know it.

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I would have made it special.

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You stayed up with Nora till 2 a.m.
counting and sorting. You teepeed the

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houses that gave out apples. You let her
take a Skittles bath and messed up our

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plumbing. She was purple for a week,
Turk.

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It had to end sometime.

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Yeah, well, I wish I could run myself a
Skittles bath right now.

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And the rest.

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Oh, man.

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I'm being distracted.

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What does she see in that guy?

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Oh, I don't get it. But everyone in the
hospital is like, he's good looking,

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smart, confident, funny, charming.

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People like you two.

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You're the kind of guy everyone wants to
have a beer with.

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Thanks, man. And then no one wants to do
anything with you after the beer.

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I'll have you know.

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I do very well for myself.

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I have a ton of casual sex.

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I always thought of you as more of like
a formal sex kind of guy. Sort of like,

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are you enjoying the pace?

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May I kiss you there?

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I will not apologize for being an
inquisitive lover.

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I thought I made this very clear. You
have to take your meds exactly as

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prescribed or that kidney is gone.

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Let me be clear with you. I'm not doing
that.

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The meds make me feel like crap.

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I'm nauseated, shaky, exhausted.

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It's gonna take some time, but your body
will adjust.

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I don't adjust, Perry.

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You adjust.

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My buddy had his tremors cured by some
lady who made him lick a Peruvian frog.

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So how about you do what I pay you for
and figure out which amphibian I have to

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tongue? Here's what we're gonna do,
Rick.

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Oh, no. It's a good thing this guy's
already in the hospital.

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I am going to reach out to some of my
homeopathic guys, and we're going to

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find...

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A different way.

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What the hell was that? Stay in your
lane, oldie.

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Do you work here? Me? No, no, no. No.

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And that is how one ice cream truck can
transform a community.

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What an incredible idea that would help
so many people.

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Thank you.

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Let me officially speak for the hospital
when I say no.

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I'm sorry, what?

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I don't understand. You agreed with me
earlier that no one cares about women's

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health care. Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't
mean, oh, no, no one cares, like we're

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at a rally wearing genital hats. I
meant, oh, no, no one cares, as in that

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won't make money for the hospital.

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Well, that is completely untrue.

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It would be an incredible tax write-off.
If you can tell me what a tax write-off

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is, I'll fund your clinic right now.

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So, taxes.

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We need them for roads.

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And schools.

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And then there's the federal deficit,
which is a huge problem, which brings us

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right to the T in Boston that they
tossed right off the boat, which I

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believe is where the term write-off
originates. So... Okay, hearing you

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talk, I'm now thinking maybe women's
education might be more of a problem

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than women's health care.

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I don't get it. You come back to work
without even letting me, your doctor,

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know, and now you're letting some jerk
patient dictate his own health care?

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What are you not telling me? J.D., I
didn't come back here because I was

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bored.

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I came back here because even with
insurance, I am drowning in medical

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bills. The fact of the matter is I came
back here because I need this job.

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I had no idea it had gotten that bad.

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You thought I wanted to spend my
retirement working. I had so many plans

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for my golden years. But all those plans
are gone. And I did everything that I

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was supposed to do. And then I got sick.

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And here I am.

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There's no shame in doing what you have
to do.

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You're going to have to excuse me
because...

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Rick needs me to roll.

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So, Tessa really wanted to meet Bluey,
but she's willing to settle for trick-or

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-treating with Bobby Brown.

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I gave everyone candy from the vending
machines to hand out. I gave one more

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Halloween. I even made a map and circled
all the gays. You did?

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No, baby, that's crazy.

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No, it isn't. We give out the best
candy.

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This guy, this guy, and this guy hasn't
come out yet, but he's currently dressed

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as Cher.

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Who's Bobby Brown?

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Who's Bobby Brown? Who the hell is
Bluey? A dog.

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So is Bobby Brown.

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We'll just skip that era, come on.
Sometimes it's fun to pretend to be

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somebody else.

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But the worst thing that can happen to a
doctor is losing sight of who they

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really are.

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Pass him, pass him.

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Jesus.

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Code blue. Code blue to admissions.

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Code blue. Code blue to admissions.

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Code blue. Code blue to admissions.

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Rhythm check.

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Pupils fixed, non-reactive, no brain
stem response.

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This may be non-survival neurologically.

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Patients or donor, continue
compressions. I need an amp of epi.

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That's a shockable rhythm. Okay, charge
at 200.

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Okay, clear.

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And shock.

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So we have to find our way back to the
best version of ourselves, even if the

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journey is full of monsters.

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Is she dead?

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Yes, and very soon, her organs will go
to a mom or maybe a schoolteacher or

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perhaps even an ungrateful bastard like
you. What did you say to me? A couple

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things I've been meaning to get off my
chest all day.

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This and this.

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It is my job as your doctor to help you
manage the side effects of these

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medications. It is your job to show some
respect to the person who gave you that

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kidney and all the people waiting to get
one. And if you can't do that, I swear

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to God, I will reach up inside you, grab
that organ, pull it out and give it to

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somebody who can appreciate it. You
follow?

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Yes. Good.

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It's showtime!

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Ah!

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Why is no one in costume?

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We're cats.

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Meow. Oh, my God.

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That is a lot of costume for a work
mixer, Grant.

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Yeah, no, I can feel that now. All
right.

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There is no way women are having casual
sex with you.

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Super mean and weird thing to say.

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As for me, I was finding out that moving
on wasn't actually that frightening.

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Would it be unprofessional if we go to
this mixer together?

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I think I can keep it very professional.

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Oh, it's a little disappointing, but
I'll still go.

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Even if I didn't realize she may be a
monster after all.

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All right, Tessa, this is Bobby

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Brown. Hit it, babe.

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Nothing?

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Where's your costume?

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Well, Tessa, most grown-ups don't like
to dress up in silly Halloween costumes.

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Happy Halloween!

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You get candy! You get candy! Everybody
gets candy!

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I want candy, Oprah!

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Wow.

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Gay guys really are the best at
Halloween.